Brittany Simon

When In Doubt, Choose Adventure!
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brittanysimon:

Handmade necklaces in my Etsy shop, now for sale :)

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Thanks!
Brittany Simon

brittanysimon:

Buy a Scarf, Give a Scarf!

Hello Everyone reading this,

My name is Brittany Simon. I currently run an Etsy shop that features handmade items that I’ve created. I crochet large, warm and thick scarves. I offer different kinds, though, for those wondering.

I live in Seattle and am trying to contribute to the community in a positive way. One of the things that Seattle is famous for is rain. It’s cold here. 

We have many homeless that freeze and sleep on the sidewalks. I want to help them specifically. I often feel like they’re neglected. I decided to offer my talent of crocheting.

From now until October 1st 2014 I’m offering a deal. You buy one of my Made To Order Scarves and I make a scarf for a homeless individual here in Seattle. 

Every scarf for the homeless will be 6 feet long and 4 inches wide made from the same quality acrylic yarn I use for all my scarves.

Please let me know if you have any questions.

Thank you,

Brittany Simon

Colors of Adventure

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NOTE: During the first week in October the number of scarves will be documented and shared on my public profiles. I’ll hand the scarves out MYSELF to homeless in Seattle. I want to make sure they go straight to people who need them NOW. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is a Yoda Bee. It was created and tattooed by Adolfo Fito Garcia at Higher Level Ink, El Paso. TX.

Old VIdeo: World of Color.

NOTE: I have grown up and see the error in this video. I don’t agree with some of what I said two years ago, but it was interesting enough to share.

- People of color TODAY have a deep rooted culture
- People of color today struggle in ways people with lighter skin WILL NEVER KNOW.
- Dealing with offensive comments from men is not something I take lightly anymore.

And man, was I more positive then.

-Brittany Simon

My old video: Identification.

PS: I miss youtube video responses :(

This is a video I made over two years ago. I love it and would like my future content to be similar.

Check it out: God’s Imagination.

"Racist, Mother -Fuckers!"

Amen!

This shit is crazy. America the fucking beautiful.

ocarinaoftime:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

This is nothing short of deplorable.
The fact that he even got one cent.

(via queerfat)

memetrender:

glengi:

memetrender:

how is consent culture going to prepare us for situations where we do not realize until later that we are misjudging our own boundaries

I, for one, can accept trading the slower development of people’s sexual self discovery for the benefit of…

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
mrrepzion has a good video on zoe quin and also has good links
brittanysimon brittanysimon Said:

Thanks, I’ll check it out.

Don’t Be Afraid To be Happy.

I know it’s me, but I needed to hear this, even if I said it two years ago.

Dear Humans,

I would like to clarify something that I said: We’re all weak. We’re human. Being weak isn’t bad. But what we do in our state of weakness matters. It makes all the difference.

When we are weak hurting OTHERS is wrong. That is what I mean when I talk about people who drink and drive.

Also: For those who party and drink to get plastered: I understand why you get offended when I call you weak. How about I call you irresponsible?

I know growing up we were told that you can drink responsibly, and you can, but you can NEVER be drunk responsibly. When you’re plastered drunk you are in a state of weakness, the only way to be safe is to have someone SOBER take care of you. But what happens when you don’t have your sober partner?

Being safe, means being smart. I don’t mean to victim blame, please don’t think I do. If you get hurt while drunk because of your actions, meaning no one else is involved, that’s your fault.

If you are raped when drunk, that is someone HURTING YOU, regardless of you choosing to be stupid and drunk. Make sense?

There is a difference between you choosing to hurt yourself and others hurting you. There is a difference between you hurting yourself, like drinking alone and destroying your liver. And there is a difference when you get drunk and drive, most likely causing the death of others.

I hope that I have successfully clarified my stance on a humans state of weakness. Please feel free to ask questions or respond.

Thank you,
Brittany Simon

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(via queerfat)

queerfat:

Watching this series unfold and witnessing the absurd reactions to it has ruined most games for me, and ended most of my gaming friendships. When did attacking women for submitting their observations to the public sphere become the thing to do?

Oh yeah, since forever.